Trumper Pumper (noun)
/ˈtrʌmpər ˈpʌmpər/
A legendary market-moving phenomenon where a certain commander-in-chief drops a tweet, speech, or spicy policy hint and—boom—crypto charts go vertical.
Used by degens to describe those glorious moments when:
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Bags go from “why did I buy this” to “I’m basically a genius”
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The market ignores fundamentals and chooses vibes
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Everyone suddenly becomes a macro expert on U.S. politics
Warning: Side effects may include FOMO, over-leveraging, and tweeting pumper emojis like your life depends on it
Example:
“Bro did you see that candle? Total trumper pumper. I’m up 40% and I don’t even know why.”
Key Traits:
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Zero warning
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Maximum volatility
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Degens calling it “obvious” in hindsight
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Ends with someone getting liquidated
Morning Glory
You have been dreaming candles, patterns and pumps all night and wake up rock hard ready to pump. Most likely to pump anything! Keen to get back into it so likely to buy anything. Beware of the morning glory.
Degen translation: wake up just shy of a wet dream. May need manual intervention to bring you back to earth before you make a stupid decision.
Frother
Momentum is already in full swing, price is climbing fast and things could get messy.
You can feel it’s close to blowing its top… but no one wants to get out just yet.
Degen translation: overheated, overhyped, and dangerously close to blowing your dough!
Wick Teaser
Price pushes up, pulls back, pushes up again, leaving a throbbing green wick behind like it’s wanting more. Not a full send… but flirting with one. Like reaching the panty line, getting a sniff and then shot back to reality but with hope.
“she is a real wick teaser’
Degen translation: gives you just enough to get interested, not enough to commit.
Throbber
A heavy green candle building pressure under the level of resistance, just sitting there, pulsing, waiting to break through.
“let it through , it’s throbbing”
Degen translation: loaded, primed, and one push away from pure joy.
Blow Me Topper (BMT)
Generally follows a Frother. You couldn’t help yourself. Everything goes vertical, everyone’s hyped, you are in deep, but she is just too hot to handle and you know what happens next…what a mess!
You couldn’t help it and to bought up big, your bags are dumped just as hard as you pumped.
Degen translation: got way too excited and couldn’t candle it! Get it!
No Blow Off Top (NBOT)
Your moved from a throbber to a frother, although you are still at resistance you’re not done yet. “ No way, get away, today I am making some serious coin.” You’re about to go full parabolic… be strong and resist the urge to load up more.
“keep going, don’t NBOT me”
Degen translation: you think you can handle it.
Pluto
Forget terms that reference the moon, that is bearish and now considered mediocre. Artemus II just went there and yes came straight back down. You know it. Avoid those who push to the moon or even mention it. “lets go Pluto…lets go!”
Pluto is serious, serious coin and it’s highly likely you aren’t coming back. You have left the solar system, takes someone who’s is going to BMT for you.
Degen translation: not just up only…gone up in style for ever.
